mad-as-hellI confess to misbehaving today: I pulled into a parking lot filled to the rims with churchgoers who every Sunday unabashedly take up more spaces than they ought, street fair goers with over-excited children who seem not to understand the harm automobiles can do to their little limbs, and everyday shoppers who just want to buy some peaches.

We were all scurrying like rats for a place to park ourselves, so I decided to find a lane of cars and to wait patiently at its mouth until someone left. Pretty soon a woman in a white van pulled around me and turned on her right signal. When I realized she was about to take a space that I believed to be mine, I lurched forward and leaned heavily on my horn (yes, I did). Despite my honking, she showed no signs of moving on to another spot.

When the space was emptied of its car, though, a cabbie coming from another direction flew his orange eyesore over a small cement island so he could block her from getting in and could nab it first. The woman in the van quickly admitted defeat and moved on; I, on the other hand, was so outraged that I kept honking and gesticulating at him. He simply ignored me, no doubt certain that he could.

In the note I left on his windshield, I called him a “selfish a**hole” and wished him ill. Then, I went off to cool my jets at the gym, where I began to plot his undoing — including calling his employer; posting a picture of his license plate on this blog; and writing a guest editorial rant about DC cab drivers, which I was sure the Washington Post would want to publish.

By the time I returned to the parking lot, I was feeling only one decibel less shrill and was still spoiling for some kind of fight. Thankfully, he was gone, and I was left to wander around alone in my own urban madness.


4 thoughts on “On being pissed evermore in our nation’s capital

  1. I so enjoyed reading your *To My Readers* Our youngest single daughter is serving as a Christian missionary to the women in a Middle Eastern Muslim country. She has to wear the full Muslim wear showing only her eyes. Terrorist killed her one of team members. She wants to share Christ to a world that knows NO Christ. Pray, please Pray for her safety!

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